Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy, " my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."Yeah, " I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. Ann Edwards Cannon
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This is by far one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard. It’s simple, but the delivery is awesome. It works well for comedic routines because it doesn’t easily lend itself to jokes that are too serious or too crazy. This joke is funny because it’s true.

We all know that Tom Cruise isn’t really that big of a guy, but it doesn’t matter because he compensates for his small stature (or lack thereof) by being Tom Cruise. Though, I must admit, I can’t believe my mom says this to me.

Source: The Losers Guide To Life And Love

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